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A CANCER CURE WAS JUST FOUND
The Dev of Finance + Brainrot High School Goes Viral + Markets are Wrong + Who is Gay For Maye?
Hype Train
January 29, 2026
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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research. Hype may own coins mentioned in this newsletter. This is for informational purposes only.
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
CANCER CURE WAS JUST FOUND!!!
THE DEV OF FINANCE?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 1:50 pm EST on January 29th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $83,853 | $1.6 Trillion | -6.3% |
$ETH | $2,801 | $338 Billion | -6.7% |
$SOL | $116.80 | $66 Billion | -7% |
CANCER CURE WAS JUST FOUND🫡
$CANCER | $0.001029 | $1 Million | +1,932% |
Dr. Mariano Barbacid, a Spanish Doctor, has apparently found the cure for the most common type of pancreatic cancer. The token $CANCER was made for it, where all the creator fees are donated back to the doctor for his research. $CANCER has erupted in the last 5 hours to a $1 Million market cap. They gave already donated over $14,500 to Dr. Barbacid.
THE DEV🗣
$MOSHE | $0.0001551 | $155 Thousand | +225% |
Lately, there has been this Jewish dude posting reels and giving finance advice to everyone watching, and the comments are filled with reactions. A lot of people are saying, “Listen to the dev”, hence the creation of $MOSHE (The Dev), which was launched 2 hours ago and is at a $155 Thousand market cap.
CRANDALL HIGH SCHOOL BLOWS UP
$CRANDALL | $0.00006657 | $66 Thousand | +26.9% |
A true showing of some of the most devious brainrot ever, Crandall High School has officially become a popular meme. With some characters like the “Crandall Kirkinator”, and various teachers put into ViggleAI, $CRANDALL has taken off to a $66 Thousand market cap. People are joking that the school’s next assembly will look like a warzone.
WHO IS GAY FOR MAYE?
Dave Portnoy put out a tweet that he is “Gay For Maye”, alluding to the Patriots Quarterback. This is about a week and a half until the Super Bowl, so the Gay For Maye slogans will be ramping up. The token $Gay4Maye has ran to a $275 Thousand market cap within 1 hour. Disclaimer: members of the Hype Team has bought the token. NFA.
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
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