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Clifford the Big Red Dog is MAGA Now? + 2.6 Hog Cycle
Hype Train
December 10, 2025
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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
CLIFFORD IS MAGA NOW!!!
IS BALD THE NEW META?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 2:05 pm EST on December 10th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $92,177 | $1.8 Trillion | -1.7% |
$ETH | $3,361 | $405 Billion | -0.1% |
$SOL | $137.97 | $77 Billion | -3% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$0.00300 | $1.7 Billion | -4.6% | |
$5.79 | $1.1 Billion | -2.4% | |
$0.00009924 | $821 Million | -2.2% | |
$0.4125 | $412 Million | -7.1% | |
$0.3726 | $372 Million | -4.5% | |
$0.0000002887 | $112 Million | -5.3% | |
$0.1048 | $102 Million | -3.4% | |
$0.004736 | $45 Million | -2.3% | |
$0.003341 | $3.3 Million | -7% |
CLIFFORD IS MAGA?🫡
$CLIFFORD | $0.0005326 | $554 Thousand | +4,292% |
Clifford launched on USD1 two days ago and did nothing until Trump Jr. posted it on Instagram, which sparked a run to a $510k market cap and put it directly into the same USD1-plus-Bonk momentum that sent Franklin to $24 million. The key difference is that Clifford is USD1 native and bonded from day one, so it avoids the “doesn’t belong here” fud that hit Franklin and instead fits cleanly into the meta that WLFI, Bonk, and the broader ecosystem are supporting. Curious to see if more of the government accounts tweet about $Clifford.
IS BALD THE NEW META🗣
$bald | $0.0003015 | $301 Thousand | +166% |
Not sure if this is cope or the new meta, but people are glazing bald people on X right now. Some are saying “when the dev is bald, you know the tech is good”. This comes in time for the Solana conference in Dubai, which I couldn’t make it this year…I have finals. Instead of Solana Breakpoint, people are rebranding it as Baldpoint, with streamers offering clean shaves to anyone. Anyway, Toly tweeted about a Solana bald logo, which has been amplifying $BALD to a $301 Thousand market cap, claiming it’s the biggest bald cut on chain, led by none other than Mert.
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