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BITCOIN HITS $100K + HAWK TUAH TO JAIL?

Solana's Version Of Bitcoin + Straight Tuah Prison?

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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.

Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research

Aaand here we go:

Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:

  • TOP Memecoin Performances😇

  • BITCOIN HITS $100K??😍

  • HAWK TUAH SPITS ON EVERYONE?!?!?! 😱

  • AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈

CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 1:30 pm EST on December 5th

Coin

Price

Market Cap

%Change(24hr)

$BTC

$101,186

$2 Trillion

+5.7%

$ETH

$3,891

$468 Billion

+2.2%

$SOL

$238.40

$113 Billion

+4.1%

HYPE INDEX🐐

$WIF

$3.32

$3.3 Billion

+4%

$BONK

$0.00004335

$3.2 Billion

+5.3%

$POPCAT

$1.36

$1.3 Billion

+0.3%

$MOG

$0.000002487

$971 Million

+6.5%

$GIGA

$0.05953

$571 Million

+16%

$MICHI

$0.3001

$166 Million

+21.1%

$RETARDIO

$0.1212

$121 Million

-7%

$BILLY

$0.03808

$37.4 Million

+0.5%

NEW SCHOOL OF TRADING

$LOCKIN

$0.0617

$61.3 Million

+13.6%

$SIGMA

$0.06208

$55.8 Million

+0.7%

$SKBDI

$0.4396

$32.9 Million

+7%

$AURA

$0.01703

$16.4 Million

+23.8%

$ROT

$0.002536

$2.5 Million

-27.1%

$RIZZ

$0.001695

$1.6 Million

-2.8%

$RZLR

$0.001354

$1.3 Million

-11.1%

$MEWING

$0.0005077

$507 Thousand

+3.7%

BITCOIN HITS 100K🫡

$BTC

$101,186

$2 Trillion

+5.7%

BITCOIN HITS $100K BABY. NOBODY BELIEVED IN CRYPTO, WHOS QUIET NOW MF. I have prepared a rizzy report on Bitcoin’s historic surge past $100,000, touching on a variety of factors contributing to its rise. Here’s a concise summary of what I found:

  1. Market Milestone: Bitcoin surpassed $100,000 late Wednesday, marking a 67% increase since October and setting an all-time high.

  2. Election Impact: Donald Trump’s pro-crypto stance and nominations, like Paul Atkins as SEC Chair, boosted market confidence.

  3. Institutional Adoption:

    • MicroStrategy added 15,400 BTC, totaling 402,100 BTC holdings.

    • Spot Bitcoin ETFs saw record inflows of $6.1B in November, signaling growing institutional interest.

  4. Halving Cycle Effect: April 2024's halving reduced mining rewards, tightening supply and fueling demand-driven price surges.

  5. Macroeconomic Tailwinds:

    • Inflation and fiat currency devaluation enhanced Bitcoin’s appeal as a store of value.

    • The Fed's rate cuts increased liquidity, benefiting Bitcoin's growth potential.

  6. Future Projections:

    • Many analysts predict $200,000 BTC by 2025, citing institutional inflows and growing adoption.

SOLANA’S VERSION OF BITCOIN🗣

$PBTC

$0.06192

$1.1 Million

+54,537%

The crypto world is buzzing with the debut of Purple Bitcoin ($PBTC) on Solana. While everyone celebrates $BTC smashing past $100k, $PBTC is making waves, trading at $1.1 Million!

$PBTC QUICK FACTS:
🔥 - Only 19.3 million tokens minted — scarcity vibes type shi.
📈 - Already ranked #6 on trending lists, showing massive early traction.
🛡️- Unique feature? No connected wallets, keeping the ecosystem clean and decentralized, ya hearing this HAWK TUAH!

HAWK TUAH SPITS ON THAT THANG!

$HAWK

$0.002548

$25.4 Million

-53.6%

Hailey Welch, known as the “Hawk Tuah Girl,” launched her memecoin $HAWK on the Solana blockchain, experiencing a meteoric rise and catastrophic fall within minutes. The token’s market cap soared to $500 million at launch but plummeted to under $26 million shortly after, sparking accusations of insider trading and unfair distribution. Shockingly, 96% of $HAWK’s supply was bundled in one cluster, with data revealing that a single wallet purchased a significant amount of tokens at launch, making $2 million in just 10 minutes by offloading them.

The controversy has reignited concerns over the risks associated with celebrity-endorsed tokens and raised questions about the project’s integrity. Despite Welch’s claims of implementing safeguards and denying any wrongdoing, the concentrated token ownership and rapid crash have led to allegations of a rug pull. As investors demand greater accountability, $HAWK has become a cautionary tale of volatility and the dangers of meme coin speculation. Quite possibly the worst celebrity memecoin launch i’ve seen, especially due to her constant engagement with crypto twitter these last few months.

STRAIGHT TUAH PRISON

$TUAH

$0.01132

$11.1 Million

+13,142%

Have no fear, cause the degens will always ride for their community. $TUAH was created after this meltdown, standing for “Straight Tuah Prison”. This outcry has gotten support from all over the crypto community, pumping to a market cap of $11.1 Million. It’s very similar to the $QUANT memecoin last month, which ended up hitting a market cap of $80 Million. And its a play on her little catchphrase, where it flows perfectly, and she gets “punished”. She would never go to prison for any of this, even though plenty of people are calling for it. But let’s face it, is buying a $HAWK memecoin the safest bet with the repertoire that celebrity memecoins have. All this does is exemplify Iggy Azalea’s commitment to the degens in $MOTHER.

MEME OF THE DAY

HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr)📈

$HAWK

$0.002548

$25.4 Million

-53.6%

$TUAH

$0.01132

$11.1 Million

+13,142%

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DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.