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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
WHITE WHALE HAD A BABY!!!
BITCOIN’S NEWEST DERIVATIVE?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 7:00 pm EST on January 9th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $90,537 | $1.8 Trillion | -0.5% |
$ETH | $3,083 | $372 Billion | -0.6% |
$SOL | $135.73 | $76 Billion | -1.8% |
BUTTCOIN IS THE NEXT DERIVATIVE🫡
$BUTTCOIN | $0.002102 | $2.1 Million | +2,523% |
The trenches are running again. That means derivatives will start to run as well. A derivative for Titcoin has been crushing today, with $BUTTCOIN raising to a $2.1 Million market cap. Your imagination is as good as it can get, as the coin is just coming from someones butt. It was written about in 2011 “buttcoin is a peer-to-peer butt. Peer-to-peer means that no central authority issues new butt or tracks transactions. These tasks are managed collectively by the network”.
WHITE WHALE JUST GAVE BIRTH🗣
$BlueWhale | $0.001877 | $1.7 Million | +411% |
Speaking of more derivatives, the recent White Whale success has inspired a plethora of tokens, such as BlueWhale, up 310% today to a $1.7 Million market cap. Other tokens like GreenWhale were made, but lack mindshare like these two.
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.