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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
REPOPULATE THE EARTH!!!
BUY A HOUSE WITH CRYPTO?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 12:20 pm EST on June 26th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $107,225 | $2.1 Trillion | -0.1% |
$ETH | $2,427 | $293 Billion | +0.3% |
$SOL | $142.42 | $76 Billion | -1.1% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$8.83 | $1.7 Billion | -1.9% | |
$0.00001303 | $1 Billion | -5.6% | |
$0.9664 | $966 Million | -5% | |
$0.7573 | $756 Million | -6.3% | |
$0.000000903 | $352 Million | -2.5% | |
$0.2525 | $247 Million | -10.2% | |
$0.01759 | $168 Million | -3% | |
$0.0187 | $18.6 Million | +1.5% |
BUY A HOUSE WITH CRYPTO🫡
$CHILLHOUSE | $0.01746 | $17.4 Million | +24.1% |
Chillhouse, the fusion of Chillguy and Housecoin, pumped from a $14 million to $26 million market cap in a day before cooling off to $17.4 million. Toly’s “thoughts on chillhouse” tweet added fuel to the fire. Meanwhile, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac just approved crypto assets like BTC and ETH for mortgage consideration, so in theory, degens could flex their Chillhouse bags for a down payment. Still, with 55 million Americans holding crypto, the overlap between memes and mortgages just got very real.
Thoughts on chill house?
— toly 🇺🇸 (@aeyakovenko)
11:32 PM • Jun 25, 2025
REPOPULATE THE EARTH🗣
$Sexcoin | $0.0008327 | $832 Thousand | +1,299% |
There is a major problem occuring on Earth, and only one way (well lowkey another), but one main way to fix this. World fertility rates are collapsing, and the UN is sounding alarms, births are falling faster than Elon tweets about Mars. Forget wars or aliens ending humanity, we’re just not making enough people. Enter $SEXCOIN with a mission of bringing back the baby boom. With a market cap of $832 Thousand and 2,300+ holders (up 1,299 in just four hours), $SEXCOIN is pumping as fast as, well... you get the idea.
#SEXCOIN is not a community. It's a movement.
ELON and a bunch of billionaires LITERALLY yap about this 24/7.
World fertility rates are in "unprecedented decline," according to the UN.
Pretty much everyone who pays attention knows humanity probably won’t end because of aliens
— Mute.sol (@mutesol0_0)
11:58 AM • Jun 26, 2025
YOU CAN BUY SHARES OF PRIVATE COMPANIES
Republic has launched tokenized access to SpaceX shares, letting retail investors buy blockchain based fractional exposure to one of the world’s most coveted private companies. The tokens don’t grant voting rights or direct ownership, but they reflect economic upside, priced off secondary market data. Investors can allocate between $50 and $5,000—far below the usual private equity thresholds. Republic plans to expand this model to other giants like OpenAI, Stripe, and Epic Games. While the legal framework is still murky, this signals a shift toward more democratized access to pre IPO tech equity, powered by blockchain infrastructure. This is why blockchain is the future. Check it out, seems cool: https://republic.com/.
Republic is introducing Mirror Tokens, a new type of tokens tied to the performance of the world’s most valuable private companies.
🔓Unlock access: republic.com/mirror
— Republic (@joinrepublic)
1:13 PM • Jun 25, 2025
MEME OF THE DAY
one of the players in nba history
BREAKING: Ace Bailey has informed his agent of his decision to retire from the NBA
(Via @SharmsCharania)
— NBACentel (@TheNBACentel)
12:45 AM • Jun 26, 2025
HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr)📈
$MORTGAGE | $0.0003951 | $379 Thousand | +11,239% |
$YMC | $0.0001908 | $190 Thousand | +222% |
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.