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AGI is Introduced into Memecoins + Government Comes Together + Amazon Wrapped?
Hype Train
December 03, 2025
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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
COMPUTERS FOR AI AGENTS!!!
THE MEMECOIN MEMECOIN?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 6:50 pm EST on December 3rd
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $93,598 | $1.8 Trillion | +2.3% |
$ETH | $3,188 | $384 Billion | +6.2% |
$SOL | $145.25 | $81 Billion | +4.5% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$0.003170 | $1.8 Billion | -2.7% | |
$6.07 | $1.2 Billion | +1.5% | |
$0.00001004 | $830 Billion | +2.3% | |
$0.3983 | $399 Million | -1.2% | |
$0.3523 | $352 Million | +0.1% | |
$0.0000003130 | $122 Million | +1.9% | |
$0.1073 | $105 Million | +3.2% | |
$0.004896 | $47 Million | +1.2% | |
$0.003735 | $3.7 Million | +9% |
AGI IS BACK WITH MEMECOINS🫡
$PLOI | $0.0009560 | $1.7 Million | +1,763% |
The Convergence Manifesto is circulating again and has pushed a small narrative around AI philosophy memes, which is now spilling into tokens on Solana. The document claims AGI discourse is a distraction and argues that humans and machines are already merging across digital, biological, and neural vectors, framing the future as continuous transformation rather than a single breakthrough. This idea has been picked up by traders as a meta backdrop for $PLOI, standing for Physical Limits of Intelligence, which has exploded from obscurity to a $1.7 million market cap with a 1,763% percent gain in the last 24 hours.
FRANKLIN THE TURTLE IS DOING WHAT🗣
$FRANKLIN | $0.003151 | $3.1 Million | +154% |
Franklin the Turtle is suddenly everywhere after Pete Hegseth, the Secretary of War of DOW and followed by Elon Musk, posted about him and kicked off a wave of political meme content. The format is simple: Franklin doing political or geopolitical tasks with an overly serious tone, and it is spreading fast enough that major creators and even official US government accounts are now chiming in. $FRANKLIN has quickly rose to $3.1 Million market cap today, with a cheeky 171% increase.
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.