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Newest Grok AI Companion Releases + Nothing Like A Work Wife + Can You Recognize This Pattern?

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Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
CEO CAUGHT WITH AFFAIR AT CONCERT!!!
NEWEST AI COMPANION?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 2:00 pm EST on July 17th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $119,137 | $2.3 Trillion | -0.1% |
$ETH | $3,419 | $412 Billion | +3.2% |
$SOL | $173.40 | $93 Billion | -0.4% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$0.00003547 | $2.7 Billion | -5% | |
$0.005531 | $1.9 Billion | -9.9% | |
$9.92 | $1.9 Billion | -1.2% | |
$1.06 | $1 Billion | -5.3% | |
$1.48 | $1.4 Billion | +9.9% | |
$0.0000001580 | $617 Million | -10.9% | |
$0.4019 | $393 Million | -5.6% | |
$0.01983 | $190 Million | +0.2% | |
$0.02047 | $20.4 Million | +11.1% |
CEO CAUGHT HAVING AN AFFAIR AT COLDPLAY CONCERT🫡
$4K | $0.01302 | $1.3 Million | +1,775% |
Two people caught canoodling on the jumbotron during Coldplay’s Boston concert has sparked viral chaos when Chris Martin joked they were “either having an affair or just very shy.” These people turned out to be the CEO of the company, Astronomer, and the recently hired CPO of Astronomer as well. To make matters worse, they are both married with kids. The clip, now all over X and TikTok (31 and 14 Million views respectively) inspired the memecoin $4K (Caught in 4K) It launched three ago, and has ripped thus far, peaking at $1.6 Million. Hype sent a “Happening Now” notification around a $300 Thousand market cap notifying users about this worldwide news. Be ready next time for the next big trend. Also, Andy Byron, the CEO, is #1 on the trending page for Google. Check this video out, it’s so awkward.
Another's Arms
— brie (@hellobye1024500)
6:37 AM • Jul 17, 2025
CAN YOU RECOGNIZE THESE PATTERNS?🗣
$PRT | $0.0009988 | $1 Million | +515% |
A brand new Twitter account sparked the Pattern Recognition Test trend 48 hours ago, racking up 22 million views in a single day. The trend is putting colors over features that are inside of these famous images, but mostly these uberviral memes. Normies and smaller brands are now copying the format, flooding X with their own versions. Top signal would probably be if Elon tweets about it, or does his own rendition of it. The tokenized version, $PRT, launched early on Bonk and has already hit a $1.9 million market cap, on a bit of a downslope this past hour to $1 Million.
virality for it started about ~48 hrs ago when a brand new twitter account started going viral for the content style
in those 48hrs X normies have started creating a ton their own posts of it
just x search "pattern recognition test", its getting more viral by the hour
even
— patience (@pure_patience)
6:05 PM • Jul 16, 2025
ELON ANNOUNCES NEW COMPANION
$VALENTINE | $0.001468 | $14.7 Million | +107K% |
Elon Musk named the first male Grok AI companion Valentine, after the protagonist in Stranger in a Strange Land. $VALENTINE, which quietly launched on Raydium a day prior, surged 63,000% in 15 minutes, peaking at a 17 million market cap before settling around $14.7 million with $61 million in volume. Perhaps this announcement helped push $ANI to a $87 million cap. While $VALENTINE’s origin aligns with Grok’s lore, it’s unofficial, and its future depends on whether the narrative sticks or fades.
His name will be Valentine, after the protagonist in Stranger in a Strange Land, the Heinlein book where our AI name “Grok” was created.
To Grok something means to understand deeply and empathetically.
— Elon Musk (@elonmusk)
7:15 AM • Jul 17, 2025
MEME OF THE DAY
The plan?
Have the CEO get “caught” having an affair with a coworker at a concert to increase brand awareness and get a buzz going
— Charlie Light (@charliewrich)
4:48 PM • Jul 17, 2025
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