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World Record Egg is Back+ Newest Doctor Goes Viral + British Cookies
Hype Train
January 28, 2026
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
VALENTINE’S DAY IS SAVED!!!
WORLD RECORD EGG IS BACK?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 2:20 pm EST on January 28th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $89,302 | $1.7 Trillion | +1.2% |
$ETH | $3,008 | $363 Billion | +1.2% |
$SOL | $125.82 | $71 Billion | +0.1% |
VALENTINE’S DAY IS SAVED🫡
$RIZZENTINE | $0.0002733 | $273 Thousand | +77.8% |
Valentine’s Day is coming up, everyone, but it just means something more in 2026. If you are without a Valentine, I am here to help. Go up to a person of interest, and hit them with, “Will you be my Rizzentine?” That’s the token, $RIZZENTINE, with the Rizzler portrayed as Cupid. It has run to a $281 Thousand market cap.
WORLD RECORD EGG IS BACK🗣
$EGG | $0.001186 | $1.1 Million | +452% |
Way back in the unc days, this egg broke the world record for the number of likes on Instagram. Now, it’s planning to break another record to win the $1 Million Article prize from Elon. People have been front-running $EGG if they do win, sending it to a $2.6 Million market cap before retracing to $1.1 Million.
THE PIGEON DOCTOR SAVES THE DAY
$PIGEON | $0.003527 | $3.5 Million | +181% |
A pigeon transformed into a doctor is going viral on brainrot socials. It has captured people’s bodies, with millions healing from the Pigeon cure. $PIGEON has sprinted to. a $3.5 Million market cap.
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.