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IS THIS PROBLEM TANKING CRYPTO? FIND OUT NOW
Next Presidential Meme For Years + Why Are You Gay Memecoin Launches + Hype Is Revolutionizing Speed
Hype Train
March 04, 2025
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
WHY ARE YOU GAY MEMECOIN!!!
YOU HAVE TO SAY PWEASE?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 12:10 pm EST on March 4th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $83,530 | $1.7 Trillion | -7.4% |
$ETH | $2,079 | $250 Billion | -8.5% |
$SOL | $137.37 | $69 Billion | -13.1% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$12.33 | $2.4 Billion | -15.6% | |
$0.00001154 | $894 Million | -14.8% | |
$0.5651 | $562 Million | -21.6% | |
$0.2220 | $222 Million | -31.5% | |
$0.2071 | $202 Million | -17.9% | |
$0.0000004862 | $189 Million | -23.6% | |
$0.01829 | $175 Million | -14.2% | |
$0.02397 | $23.9 Million | -18% |
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WHY ARE YOU GAY IS A MEMECOIN🫡
$0.009921 | $992 Thousand | +35,731% |
The $GAY (Why Are You Gay?) token hit $32 million market cap before collapsing to $1 million, marking another celebrity-endorsed rug pull. Launched by Simon Kaggwa Njala, the journalist behind the viral meme, the project raised red flags as 85% of the supply was controlled by insiders. Blockchain sleuths noted a massive dump, with even someone on Simon’s own X Space accidentally admitting they were selling before abruptly ending the session. Despite early hype, celebrity coins continue to extract money from retail investors, reinforcing the pattern of quick pumps and brutal dumps in the memecoin space.
The official "why are you gay?" memecoin is Now Live on the @solana network.
The Official Contract Address is:
G5HjbQ7WCfvNKMv1LAz8puDifHTYaQefUHRvMZYfJgay
— Simon Kaggwa Njala (@SimonKaggwaNjal)
10:05 PM • Mar 3, 2025
BITCOIN IS FEARFUL🗣
$0.00005069 | $50 Thousand | -17.4% |
Bitcoin has turned bearish, erasing its weekend gains as macroeconomic concerns take center stage. The Crypto Fear & Greed Index recently hit its lowest level since 2022, reflecting deep uncertainty in the market. The Atlanta Fed’s GDPNow model now predicts a 2.8% contraction in U.S. GDP by Q1 2025, a sharp reversal from the 3.9% growth forecast just weeks ago. Trump’s recent 25% tariff on the EU triggered further Bitcoin declines, reinforcing how deeply crypto is now tied to traditional finance. With no immediate bullish catalysts, Bitcoin remains under pressure. How much of an impact does the Fear and Greed Index have on normies, and does this affect crypto the most? Research coming soon.
Meanwhile, fear continues to dominate the memecoin sector, with $FEAR—a token launched over a month ago—dropping 17% to a $50K market cap. Will these be the memecoin equivalent of the fear and greed index, time will tell. The market remains in "extreme fear" territory, as the index is at 15 right now. Bitcoin's extreme volatility has traders on edge, and with the economy looking shaky, the crypto market may face further downside.
Down to 15 from 33 on the Fear & Greed Index:
— Traders Paradise (@theparadiselive)
8:27 AM • Mar 4, 2025
YOU HAVE TO SAY PWEASE
$0.006093 | $6 Million | +242% |
The internet has a new favorite meme target: JD Vance’s baby face. Following a heated exchange with Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky, Donald Trump, and Vance, social media exploded with edits exaggerating Vance’s round features, often stripping away his beard to make him look more like a pouty toddler. The most viral iteration of the meme features baby-talk captions mocking his insistence that Zelensky show gratitude—lines like "You shoulda said pwease and tank you, Mistow Zensky” have taken over Twitter. With over 30 million views on one of the most popular posts, Vance’s moment of frustration has turned into a comedy goldmine. With Vance in the sportlight for 4 more years, the amount of content is endless, unless he goes on a massive cut and starts mewing. The memecoin has erupted to a $7.8 Million market cap, after fluctuating the past few days.
YOU SHOULDA SAID PWEASE
— Mr. Frog, (Road to Redemption Arc) (@TheMisterFrog)
2:56 AM • Mar 1, 2025
MEME OF THE DAY
This is insane bro 😭😭😭😭
— FaZe Ronaldo (@StableRonaldo)
10:01 PM • Mar 3, 2025
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.