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Messi squirts WATER on his fans 🚀💦
Welcome to HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins.
Hype Train
July 09, 2024
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
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Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
MESSI SAVES THE DAY!!!! 🙌
ETH BOOM 🥳😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES 🥇 *As of 12:00 pm EST on July 9th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $57,240 | $1.1 Trillion | +1.4% |
$ETH | $3,049 | $366 Billion | +1.4% |
$SOL | $139.6 | $79 Billion | -6.7% |
HYPE INDEX 🐐
$WIF | $1.689 | $1.6 Billion | +0.3% |
$BONK | $0.0000259 | $2.4 Billion | +7.6% |
$POPCAT | $0.4913 | $481 Million | +11.3% |
$BILLY | $0.1674 | $163 Million | +6.8% |
$MICHI | $0.1137 | $62 Million | -11.37% |
$MOG | $0.000001402 | $505 Million | +10.6% |
$GIGA | $0.131 | $125 Million | -10.99% |
Congratulations, Gigachad, on graduating to the HYPE INDEX!
GOAT TALK 💸🗣
$WATER | $0.000912 | $82 Million | +186% |
The legendary Lionel Messi just squirted his way into the crypto world, promoting the $WATER token on his Instagram story, filled with over 500 million people!!!! And guess what? WATER skyrocketed 200% faster than you last in bed..so I guess it took a while……😏
People are thirsty for water - WATER is making waves, hitting a $82 million market cap and showing no signs of pulling a Titanic. Trading volume reached a tsunami level of $39.7 million in the past 24 hours.
Just In: Lionel Messi is promoting the WATER token on his Instagram story
He has 504M followers on Instagram.
The WATER token is up about 200% to $70M market cap in the last hour since the post, but falling now.
— TylerD 🧙♂️ (@Tyler_Did_It)
4:25 PM • Jul 8, 2024
Is something fishy going on with $WATER though? Ronaldino, another famous soccer star, posted $WATER to his IG with over 75 million followers. Stay safe out there and if you decide to dive into $WATER make sure you wear protection.
ETH ETF!!! OH BABY! 💎🙌
$ETH | $3,049 | $366 Billion | +1.4% |
The titans of finance are rolling in with updated S-1’s for their spot Ethereum ETFs. We're talking Fidelity, VanEck, Franklin, 21Shares, Grayscale, and BlackRock. These are the big dogs, ready to make it rain Ethereum!
Ethereum's been playing hard to get, fluctuating around $3,041 for months, but don’t let that fool you. With these financial behemoths lining up, the bullish vibes are more significant than the lies a 5’11 guy spreads about being 6ft on his Hinge profile.
Get ready for Ethereum to blow up faster than a politician's scandal. The ETFs could be the Viagra Ethereum needs to rise and stay up.
JUST IN: All spot #Ethereum ETF applicants filed updated S-1's
• Fidelity
• VanEck
• Franklin
• 21Shares
• Grayscale
• BlackRock— Watcher.Guru (@WatcherGuru)
9:33 PM • Jul 8, 2024
INTERN’S RECAP 😛💸
$MUMU | 0.00002574 | $59 Million | +39.44% |
CMON NOW, stop playing with ME! This is not financial advice, just a dude trying to keep his internship with his picks! Keep riding (ayo) y’all.
$BODEN | 0.0597 | $40 Million | +61.95% |
Talk about a blast from the past,$BODEN’s up big today! Don’t sleep on Sleepy Joe!
MEME OF THE DAY
why am i still hearing fireworks?? tf are yall celebrating??? unemployment?
— juju 💰 (@ayeejuju)
4:03 PM • Jul 6, 2024
HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr) 📈
$BUB | $0.00104 | $1.1 Million | +435% |
$OMB(ONE MILLION BEERS) | $0.0000733 | $107 Thousand | +390% |
That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.