MICHAEL JORDAN HAS A MEMECOIN?

Is This The Next Rizzler + French Government Is Collapsing + Insane Fact about the USA

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Hype Train
September 09, 2025

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Aaand here we go:

Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:

  • TOP Memecoin Performances😇

  • MICHAEL JORDAN IS IN MEMECOINS!!!

  • IS THIS THE NEXT RIZZLER?!?!?! 😱

  • AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈

CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 11:25 am EST on September 9th

Coin

Price

Market Cap

%Change(24hr)

$BTC

$111,517

$2.2 Trillion

-1.1%

$ETH

$4,284

$517 Billion

-2%

$SOL

$213.88

$115 Billion

-0.7%

HYPE INDEX🐐

$BONK

$0.00002254

$1.7 Billion

-1.3%

$TRUMP

$8.61

$1.7 Billion

-0.3%

$PUMP

$0.004612

$1.6 Billion

-6.2%

$WIF

$0.8586

$857 Million

-0.4%

$FARTCOIN

$0.8096

$809 Million

-1.5%

$MOG

$0.0000008969

$350 Million

-1.2%

$POPCAT

$0.2617

$256 Million

+0.1%

$GIGA

$0.01244

$119 Million

+7.2%

$RETARDIO

$0.01613

$16.1 Million

-0.3%

MICHAEL JORDAN IN MEMECOINS???🫡

$NO

$0.00005002

$50 Thousand

+92%

The Michael Jordan “No, No, No” reaction meme is dominating social media right now after resurfacing in late August from a clip of Jordan courtside, laughing and waving his hand while saying “No, no, no” in response to a play. The short clip was looped and remixed across TikTok, IG, and X, quickly turning into a universal reaction format. That virality carried over to crypto with the launch of $NO. Since being mentioned on the Hype app yesterday at $26 Thousand, $NO has more than doubled, now sitting at a $50k market cap, 88% on the bonding curve.

THE NEXT RIZZLER?🗣

$BOBBY

$0.0003220

$322 Thousand

+233%

This high schooler named Bobby has posted 7 videos on TikTok, with each vid ammassing at least 1.7 Million views, peaking at 16 Million. Bobby posts rizz videos, rizzing huzzmates (classmates that are huzz), or at least attempts to. He keeps getting rejected but not for long, as the huzz will leach on to his status with over 400k followers on TikTok. The coin $BOBBY was created, and ripped almost suspiciously high compared to the rizzler coin, where $BOBBY is at a $322 Thousand market cap. He’s being compared to an older version of the Rizzler, but one of them are not priced correctly then. Still, it’s a funny dude that pops up on everyone’s FYP. Bobby was just featured on TBC lmao.

THE FRENCH ARE COLLAPSING

$BAGUETTE

$0.0004539

$453 Thousand

+408%

France’s political turmoil just spilled into crypto. After Prime Minister Francois Bayrou lost a no confidence vote over his €44B austerity plan and resigned, protests flared as President Macron scrambles to name his fifth PM in two years. The crisis, fueled by France’s €3.3T debt load and a deficit nearly double the EU ceiling, became instant meme fodder. Out of it came $BAGUETTE, a token launched to parody the collapse, riffing on the idea that French bread might be sturdier than the economy. The coin quickly ran to a $453k market cap. Oui oui Ima french bonjour I have a wembenyama.

MEME OF THE DAY

lowkey kinda crazy if you really think about it

HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr)📈

$PEPPE

$0.000948

$976 Thousand

+757%

$D4VD

$0.0002058

$129 Thousand

+117%

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