RONALDO JOINS CRYPTO FIRM

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Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:

• TOP Memecoin Performances😇

• MOODENG LISTED ON COINBASE??😍

• BRAINROT IS THE WORD OF THE YEAR?!?!?! 😱

• AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈

CRYPTO STAPLES🥇^{_{*As of 2:00 pm EST on December 3rd}}

HYPE INDEX🐐

NEW SCHOOL OF TRADING

MOODENG TO BE LISTED ON COINBASE🫡

Moo Deng (MOODENG), a Solana-based memecoin inspired by a viral baby pygmy hippopotamus from Thailand's Zoo, has captured significant market attention. Since its launch in September 2024, the token has soared nearly 3,400%, with its price rising from $0.01545 to $0.553 as of December 2. Recent news of Coinbase’s plans to add MOODENG to its listing roadmap has further fueled excitement. MOODENG also gained traction on Binance Futures, where its inclusion led to a 120% price surge yesterday. The token’s appeal lies in its unique cultural narrative, making it a standout in the growing memecoin market.

MOODENG's rapid ascent reflects the increasing influence of exchange listings and blockchain innovations on niche tokens. Its trading volume has surged to $751 million, with most transactions involving USDT and EUR. Meanwhile, Coinbase’s expanded fiat-to-crypto payment feature, Onramp, now integrated with Apple Pay, further simplifies the user experience, potentially boosting accessibility to tokens like MOODENG. While the token's performance underscores the speculative nature of memecoins, its meteoric rise highlights the market's appetite for culturally resonant and community-driven digital assets.

ENRON, WHAT ARE WE DOING🗣

Enron, infamous for its historic 2001 collapse, has teased a dramatic return, claiming to tackle global energy challenges and hinting at ventures into blockchain and crypto. Coinciding with the 23rd anniversary of its bankruptcy, a flashy promotional video showcased phrases like “We’re Back” and “We Are Enron.” The revamped company’s website emphasizes renewable energy and “permissionless innovation,” a nod to blockchain technology.

Adding fuel to the speculation, a memecoin bearing the Enron name launched on Solana, soaring to an impressive $5.3 million market cap before crashing back down to $285,000. This volatility underscores the coin’s speculative nature and lack of clear ties to the supposed Enron relaunch. The original Enron account on X has distanced itself from the coin, stating they have no official tokens—“yet.”

While some are eager to believe in Enron’s crypto pivot, red flags abound. The company’s website features stock photo “employees” and a disclaimer revealing the entire campaign as First Amendment-protected parody and performance art. For now, the “new” Enron is more internet theater than corporate resurrection, with a teased December 10 announcement likely to deliver more satire than strategy. Just put the fries in the bag enron, your celtics shaq rn.

RONALDO IS IN CRYPTO

Binance teams up with Cristiano Ronaldo for ForeverSkills, a collection celebrating his iconic football skills with digital collectibles. Fans can:

• Join the Proof of Skill Challenge (Dec 1-6): Duet with Ronaldo on TikTok/Instagram for a chance to win exclusive NFTs. One lucky fan will meet Ronaldo in person at his masterclass.

• Mint Free Collectibles (Dec 9-18): Access tutorials like The Rabona and The Elastico.

• Buy Premium Collectibles (Dec 12-18): For 77 USDC, unlock premium tutorials, signed merchandise, and a shot at meeting Ronaldo.

This initiative combines the best of Web3 and sports fandom, offering unique engagement opportunities for football enthusiasts and crypto collectors alike. Whether you’re learning Ronaldo’s signature Step Over or competing for his autograph, Binance is setting the bar for sports-driven digital collectibles. Will this be like Messi’s $WATER coin, or will Ronaldo settle the GOAT debate with his crypto project?

AI TECH DEVELOPMENT THRIVES

$TETSUO, a Solana-based token driving real-world tech development, recently reached a $40 million market cap (now $10.8 mil lol), highlighting growing investor confidence in its mission. With 38M tokens locked and backed by a community of 32,000 developers specializing in C, Assembly, and Machine Learning, $TETSUO funds cutting-edge projects like ML/AI toolkit creation and performance optimization tools. Its phased roadmap focuses on building a sustainable ecosystem with developer grants, technical partnerships, and cross-chain innovations, solidifying its position as a leader in developer-focused blockchain initiatives.

OG FORT CUH

$OG continues to rise y’all, as Fortnite is approaching its revamp on December 6th. Returning to its beloved old days, where everyone had a blast playing, will be one of the biggest events of the year, book it. Rising to a $397 Thousand Market Cap, $OG is a prime example of memecoins following the “news”, and has a good chance of peaking when more streamers and big celebrities announce they will be playing. Keep an eye out for Drake and Ninja, I feel like they will partner up again, as well as $VBUCKS and $DEFAULT.

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