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THE BEST CRYPTO TRADERS OF ALL TIME

Main Character Energy + Minnesota Shooting Coin??? + Just Cope Bro

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Hype Train
August 28, 2025

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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.

Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research

Aaand here we go:

Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:

  • TOP Memecoin Performances😇

  • MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY!!!

  • THE BEST QUANTS IN THE WORLD?!?!?! 😱

  • AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈

CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 12:45 pm EST on August 28th

Coin

Price

Market Cap

%Change(24hr)

$BTC

$112,926

$2.2 Trillion

+1%

$ETH

$4,520

$545 Billion

-2.2%

$SOL

$212.43

$114 Billion

+2.5%

HYPE INDEX🐐

$TRUMP

$8.57

$1.7 Billion

+1.3%

$BONK

$0.00002143

$1.6 Billion

+0.6%

$PUMP

$0.003152

$1.1 Billion

+3.1%

$WIF

$0.8413

$840 Million

+2.6%

$FARTCOIN

$0.8351

$835 Billion

+1.6%

$MOG

$0.0000009501

$371 Million

-4.3%

$POPCAT

$0.2700

$264 Million

+0.8%

$GIGA

$0.01219

$117 Million

-2.2%

$RETARDIO

$0.01930

$19.2 Million

-4%

THE BEST QUANTS IN THE WORLD🫡

$XRP

$0.0002825

$282 Thousand

+221%

A viral video featuring two OF models talking about investment advice about XRP has gone viral, racking up millions of views. This girl confidently predicts XRP will rise from $2 to $10 and provide lifelong financial freedom, even though hitting $10 would give XRP a market cap equal to half of Bitcoin’s. Degens spun the moment into a coin called $XRP, short for Xtremely Retarded Prostitutes, which pumped to a $675K market cap before dropping to $282K. These are the people you should take financial advice from.

COIN FOR MINNESOTA SHOOTING SMH🗣

$VICTOR

$0.0003044

$307 Thousand

+256%

$VICTOR is pumping off the back of a Fox News story about a boy named Victor who died protecting his friend during the Minnesota shooting yesterday, giving the coin a clean emotional “hero” narrative that spreads quickly. The coin has run up to a $1.3 million market cap with apparent promises to give the creator rewards to the family, but that is not guaranteed. This whole thing is what’s wrong with the crypto culture, with people trying to profit off a mass shooting involving KIDS, like gtfo.

MAIN CHARACTER ENERGY

$MAIN

$0.0003136

$316 Thousand

+271%

A viral incident at an airport shows an allegedly intoxicated woman yelling at passengers near the slot machines at a gate before hootin and hollerin, then grabbing another passenger’s arm. Security responded with force, pinning her to the ground, and the entire confrontation was caught on video, now over 17 million views. Riding that narrative, the memecoin $MAIN has been moving, claiming the woman had main character enerrgy, sitting at a $328,000 market cap.

JUST COPE BRO

Just cope bro, its common in crypto. It’s so common that $COPE is at a $11 Million market cap now, in part to 1, its ticker and meaning, and 2, POW bought around $80k of it. The dev was trying to migrate the coin for over a year, now the dev has the golden opportunity. That’s hustle.

MEME OF THE DAY

HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr)📈

$TB

$0.000574

$579 Thousand

+577%

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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!

DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.