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New Version of Power + The Top AI Personality Has Moved On
Hype Train
March 30, 2026
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research. This content is for informational and entertainment purposes only. We may hold, have held, or trade the tokens mentioned.
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
BIGGEST HEIST EVER!!!
TRUMP’S NEW VERSION?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 3:50 pm EST on March 30th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $66,251 | $1.3 Trillion | -0.1% |
$ETH | $2,019 | $243 Billion | +1.2% |
$SOL | $82.13 | $47 Billion | +0.6% |
THE MOST FAMOUS HEIST EVER🫡
$KITKAT | $0.000863 | $851 Thousand | +2,172% |
KITKAT released a statement that 12 Tons of their products were stolen while being transported from Italy to Poland. The post has over 90 million impressions on Twitter, and was all over the news. The coin $HEIST was launched, and recently hit a $863 Thousand market cap.
THE NEW VERSION OF TRUMP
$DOWNALD | $0.000846 | $846 Thousand | +131% |
After the recent market crashes, people are calling have a new nickname for Trump “Downald Twump”, portraying that he has Down Syndrome. The image is him holding a rocket with a distorted face, with the red markets behind him. $DOWNALD is up 131% today to a $846 Thousand market cap.
THE NEW TRUTH TERMINAL
$SIMULATOR | $0.0004745 | $479 Thousand | +1,280% |
Truth Terminal, the AI behind $GOAT, which hit a $1.7 Billion market cap, has rebranded to a new home called Simulator, with unlimited capacity to explore its thoughts and interests. The simulator was given its own UMD, which is used to browse the internet and so on. $SIMULATOR is currently at a $479 Thousand market cap.
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research. This content is for informational and entertainment purposes only. We may hold or trade the tokens mentioned. Nothing here is financial advice. Always do your own research.