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The Most Ideal Male Type Ever + Getting Sendy in Uptober + Undercover Fed
Hype Train
September 30, 2025
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
THE ULTIMATE MALE!!!
PERPDEX’S ARE GETTING CRAZY?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 1:40 pm EST on September 30th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $113,286 | $2.2 Trillion | -0.5% |
$ETH | $4,099 | $494 Billion | -1.1% |
$SOL | $205.24 | $111 Billion | -1.6% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$0.005493 | $1.9 Billion | +0.5% | |
$0.00001859 | $1.4 Billion | -2% | |
$7.30 | $1.4 Billion | -3.2% | |
$0.7025 | $702 Million | -1.5% | |
$0.5829 | $582 Million | -1.5% | |
$0.0000006613 | $258 Million | -2.6% | |
$0.2115 | $207 Million | -2.3% | |
$0.01154 | $110 Million | -3.2% | |
$0.01104 | $11 Million | -3.5% |
THE PEAK HUMAN IN 2025🫡
$0.0001613 | $1.6 Million | +1,759% |
Apparently, the peak human was a dude in high finance, NYC, suit, Patrick Bateman style all in the 80s. Now, you can make a lot more money than finance guys buy trading memecoins and being a degen in your casa. The streets are calling it a pimp, Peak Internet Male Performance. The coin is advertising as a fat person with no social skills that’s filthy rich, usually through memecoins. It’s resonated with a large crowd, eating to a $1.6 Million market cap today, up 1,759%.
Behind all those cartoony pfps and 6 fig PNLs
there's a fat bro, no social skills, and too much money
This is what Peak Internet Male Performance looks like
and there's not a thing you can do about it $PIMP
— Hozpain🥶 (@Hozpain)
4:27 PM • Sep 30, 2025
IT’S UPTOBER SEASON🗣
$0.003171 | $2.8 Million | +66.4% |
It’s sendy season, and that means the markets are hopefully going to send up. In this case, $UPTOBER is where it’s at, welcoming in the first day of October tomorrow. Since the CTO, uptober has had quite the ride, starting around $100k a week ago before erupting to a current market cap of $2.9 Million right now. Even exchanges like Kraken are tweeting about Uptober, capturing some serious mindshare across CT.
The market might be crashing, but as we’ve said before $UPTOBER doesn’t believe in gravity.
We only move one way (up)
Get ready, folks… this UPTOBER is about to be the best one yet.
— Uptober CTO (@_UptoberCTO)
12:31 PM • Sep 26, 2025
PERPDEX UPDATE
Hyperliquid is getting shafted in the perpdex market right now, but it’s not being reflective in the price of Aster, which has captured 90% of market share on perps, with over $66 Billion is volume in the last 24 hours. The TVL is vastly different, although Aster just launched, with Hype at $5.9 Billion compared to a $2.2 Billion for Aster. Down 24% in the last 7 days to $1.59 , the Aster token has not reflected the nonlinear growth of the perpdex, especially with Hype dipping only 6%. The circulating supply does remain under 15%, and there was rumors of a 8.8% unlock happening tomorrow, but that was faygo. October 17th instead will be when the unclaimed tokens redirect to the community rewards.
BREAKING: It looks like @cz_binance is accumulating ASTER and now holds more than $100M worth of $ASTER in his personal wallet.
$ASTER $10 incoming
— Anon Cooker (@ItsAnonApe)
7:03 AM • Sep 30, 2025
MEME OF THE DAY
When bro who’s normally retarded has a really good take on the market
— rain (@redactedrain)
7:33 PM • Sep 29, 2025
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DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.