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THE CRAZIEST STORY OF ALL TIME
Tokenizing Time Through Solana + Relationships Are In Trouble

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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
SOLANA CO-FOUNDER LAUNCHES TIME!!!
CRAZIEST STORY OF ALL TIME?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 1:40 pm EST on February 26th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $84,598 | $1.7 Trillion | -3.2% |
$ETH | $2,288 | $276 Billion | -5.2% |
$SOL | $132.73 | $66 Billion | -5.7% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$12.58 | $2.5 Billion | -5% | |
$0.00001301 | $1 Billion | -0.3% | |
$0.5510 | $550 Million | +3.2% | |
$0.305 | $305 Million | +7% | |
$0.0000006288 | $245 Million | -1% | |
$0.2331 | $228 Million | +7% | |
$0.01937 | $186 Million | -2.9% | |
$0.02338 | $23.3 Million | -0.1% |
SOLANA CO-FOUNDER LAUNCHES A TOKEN🫡
$9.74 | $974 Thousand | +226% |
Solana's co-founders are quietly reshaping the meme coin landscape with $TOLY (Toly’s minutes) and $RAJ (Raj’s minutes), offering a new model where users can buy tokenized access to them. Unlike typical memecoins, these tokens represent the literal time of Solana’s biggest names, creating a unique way for holders to engage directly.
$RAJ, launched at a $2.5M market cap, has surged 1588.6% in just six hours, now sitting at a $974 Thousand market cap with a price of $9.74. Liquidity is stabilizing at $181K, and the holder count has grown to 2,400. Meanwhile, $TOLY initially hit $17M before retracing to $4.2 Million, hinting at potential volatility but also strong interest.
time.fun/raj
finally got past the onboarding, the team has been fighting to scale the app with all the launch activity!
thanks time.fun team!
— raj 🖤 (@rajgokal)
8:39 PM • Feb 25, 2025
CRAZIEST STORY OF ALL TIME🗣
$0.0002507 | $250 Thousand | +341% |
University of Mississippi student Mary Kate Cornett became the center of a viral scandal after allegations surfaced that she had an affair with her boyfriend Evan’s father, Erik Solis, a private banker. According to a widely shared Snapchat screenshot, Cornett returned home early after her exams and took Evan’s younger sister to a basketball game, where Evan’s father tagged along. Later that night, Cornett and Solis allegedly went out for drinks, which reportedly led to the start of their affair. Evan found out about the situation and STILL STUCK WITH MARY…WTF.
As the drama exploded on X, degens quickly capitalized on the controversy by creating a meme coin named after Cornett. The $MKC token surged to a peak market cap of $760K before crashing down to $250K. The situation has fueled heated debates and endless memes, with screenshots of deleted profiles, alleged Venmo transactions of Mary “cheating” with someone else, and wild theories circulating online. Craziest story I’ve ever heard good lord.
Mary Kate Cornett Goes Viral for Allegedly Sleeping with Boyfriend’s Dad— And He Still Stayed with Her!
— MAGAgeddon (@MAGAgeddon)
12:51 AM • Feb 26, 2025
MEME OF THE DAY
LANG TO MARY KATE…. BANG
— Chip “Stinger” Mcqueen (@Chipmcqueen47)
8:02 PM • Feb 25, 2025
HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr)📈
$ATM | $0.002352 | $2.2 Million | +115K% |
$250 (Trump Bill) | $0.0008698 | $889 Thousand | +1,371% |
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.