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Don't Spike Your Cortisol + Manchester United Haircut Awaits + Don't Mess with Clavicular
Hype Train
February 09, 2026
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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
WORLD RECORD ROCK!!!
DON’T SPIKE YOUR CORTISOL?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 1:30 pm EST on February 9th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $70,094 | $1.4 Trillion | -1.1% |
$ETH | $2,109 | $254 Billion | +0.6% |
$SOL | $87.33 | $49 Billion | -0.1% |
WORLD RECORD ROCK?🫡
$ROCK | $0.0002904 | $294 Thousand | +703% |
A post appeared on my twitter feed, claiming it wants to be the most viral tweet on X. It has taken off so far, with over 14k likes and 4.3 Million impressions. within 6 hours. The memecoin $ROCK has ran to a $293 Thousand market cap since it’s inception 5 hours ago.
New Trend - Cortisol🗣
$CORTISOL | $0.000149 | $149 Thousand | -15.9% |
With the new sub-trend of Clavicular and his ASU streams, the term cortisol is back in circulation. It is commonly concieved as a negative term in the BP community, as it leads to rapid weight gain in the face, aka bloatmaxxing. True ascenders never raise their cortisol, even when occupying space with HT Stacy’s. $CORTISOL has ran to a $149 Thousand market cap, peaking at a $448k a few days ago.
DESTINED FOR A HAIRCUT
$HAIRCUT | $0.00004293 | $42 Thousand | +41.8% |
UnitedStrand, a Manchester United fan, has been doing a challenge for over 492 days. This entails that ManU has to win 5 games in a row until he cuts his hair. The amount of hair growth has been insane, as he looks like British soldiers with the tall black hats. ManU has won 4 games in a row, with the potential last game of the challenge on Tuesday against West Ham. $HAIRCUT has run to a $42k market cap.
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DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.