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New Trend Alert + Oscars Produced Some Memes + Covered Up Death?
Hype Train
March 16, 2026
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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research. This content is for informational and entertainment purposes only. We may hold, have held, or trade the tokens mentioned.
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
NEW TREND ALERT!!!
THE NEXT BIG JOB?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 12:20 pm EST on March 16th
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $73,311 | $1.4 Trillion | +2.4% |
$ETH | $2,278 | $274 Billion | +8.6% |
$SOL | $93.28 | $53 Billion | +6.1% |
THE OSCARS PRODUCED MEMES🫡
$TFW | $0.00008331 | $83 Thousand | +123% |
The Oscars had a segment highlighting the Leonardo DiCaprio memes, how 3 of them are mega viral. Conan, the host, wanted to create a fourth, and he called it “That feeling when you didn’t agree to this”, then panning to Leo for a reaction. $TFW instantly went viral, reaching a $680 Thousand market cap, recently retracing to $83 Thousand.
THE NEXT BIG JOB🗣
$PLUMBER | $0.0002045 | $204 Thousand | +428% |
The UBER founder just created the next big job, and he even referenced LeBron. He said that AI will make human labor far more valuable, saying that plumbers can become LeBron in an automated world. Who wants to become LePlumber? After all of this doom talk, $PLUMBER has ran to a $204 Thousand market cap.
COVERED UP DEATH?
$NETANYAHU | $0.000149 | $149 Thousand | +84.5% |
Some people online are stirring up a conspiracy theory that Benjamin Netanyahu, the Prime Minister of Israel, is dead. There has been multiple posts across various platforms about a Netanyahu deepfake, and thus the memecoin RIP Benjamin $NETANYAHU was created, running to a $350 Thousand market cap before reatracing to a $149k today.
NEW TREND: SEALION DANCE
$SEALION | $0.0001345 | $134 Thousand | -26.9% |
A new viral dance has dropped, called the SEALION, with it performed in schools, sports games, and even by the roller dogs truck guy. Big influencers like Chris Brown are even performming it, and it involves a person chest down holding their ankles and jumping up and down. $SEALION is currently at a $134 Thousand market cap.
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