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THE WORLD IS DOOMED
Finding the #1 Ranked Chad + Cartel Takeover + McDonalds Index
Hype Train
February 23, 2026
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research. This content is for informational and entertainment purposes only. We may hold, have held, or trade the tokens mentioned.
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
NO MORE JOBS!!!
FINDING THE NUMBER 1 CHAD?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 1:40 pm EST on February 23rd
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $65,087 | $1.3 Trillion | -4.4% |
$ETH | $1,871 | $225 Billion | -3.5% |
$SOL | $78.69 | $44 Billion | -5.2% |
JOBS NO MORE🫡
$NEET | $0.02528 | $25.2 Million | +35.1% |
With Antropic and OpenAI pushing new AI tools out each day, the world is nearing an impending doom. Pre-existing SaaS companies are going extinct, and articles are being released “simulating the future.” Citrini Research put out that exact article yesterday, mentioning how the unemployment rate will be over 10%, and the S&P 500 will be down 38%. With this rise in a lack of jobs, $NEET started to run again, which stands for Not in Employment, Education, or Training. It is now at a $25 Million market cap. This content is for informational and entertainment purposes only. We may hold or trade the tokens mentioned. Nothing here is financial advice. Always do your own research.
CARTEL TAKEOVER🗣
$CTO | $0.000216 | $215 Thousand | +503% |
The Mexican Army killed “El Mencho,” leader of Jalisco New Generation Cartel (CJNG). After his death, cartel members burned vehicles, blocked highways, started fires, exchanged gunfire with security forces, and some flights were canceled. They are taking over Mexico, which is why $CTO, Cartel Takeover ripped to a $861k market cap, now at $215 Thousand.
WE ARE DOOMED
The Citrini Research article not only affected $NEET, but it also created $2028, standing for the Global Intelligence Crisis. The article has already amassed 17 million views on X, and is getting crazy reposts. $2028 is currently at a $79 Thousand market cap.
NEW TREND: CHADSCAN
$CHAD | $0.000623 | $63 Thousand | +43% |
With the recent quests of Clav, Androgenic, and Varis, the #1 Ranked Chad is up in the air. That is until someone released the Chad Scan. Currently, the top 3 is made up of a random dude named Will Stancil, Arnold, and Timothee Chalamet. Androgenic used to be near the top, but since his wig discovery, it dropped him down to the 50 range. $CHAD is currently at a $63 Thousand market cap. Disclaimer: Members of the Hype Team hold this coin. NFA.
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research. This content is for informational and entertainment purposes only. We may hold or trade the tokens mentioned. Nothing here is financial advice. Always do your own research.