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WHAT DOES AN AVERAGE PERSON LOOK LIKE?
Never Getting A Job + Mariah's Milkers + Throwing Subway Sandwich At Feds
Hype Train
August 22, 2025
Presented by Hype
Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.
Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research
Aaand here we go:
Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:
TOP Memecoin Performances😇
NEVER GETTING A JOB!!!
MILKERS AND SUBWAY BOTH GO VIRAL?!?!?! 😱
AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈
CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 12:00 pm EST on August 22nd
Coin | Price | Market Cap | %Change(24hr) |
|---|---|---|---|
$BTC | $116,564 | $2.3 Trillion | +3.3% |
$ETH | $4,642 | $560 Billion | +9.4% |
$SOL | $199.85 | $105 Billion | +6.9% |
HYPE INDEX🐐
$0.00002286 | $1.7 Billion | +7.6% | |
$8.79 | $1.7 Billion | +4.4% | |
$0.003011 | $1 Billion | +3.9% | |
$0.9386 | $938 Million | +7.4% | |
$0.8866 | $885 Billion | +6% | |
$0.0000001141 | $445 Million | +12.5% | |
$0.2893 | $283 Million | +5.1% | |
$0.01332 | $128 Million | +11.9% | |
$0.01995 | $19.9 Million | +17.2% |
ANTI JOB COIN HITS AN ATH🫡
$0.02949 | $29.4 Million | +54.9% |
$NEET ripped again, up 54% today as the narrative got fresh fuel from Pumpfun’s recent “try to be unemployed” posts and Elon tweeting about deleting LinkedIn. The coin originally peaked at $24m back in May off the j*b meme wave and later hit a $18m in July after Alon himself bought 0.9 SOL from his public wallet. It’s turned into one of Hype Train’s strongest calls from $10.9 Million. Now it’s back in the spotlight, hitting an ATH at $30m market cap, pushing the identity of anti work, jobless, and free. $NEET stands for Not In Employment, Education, or Training. Also btw, Jerome Powell lowkey just hinted for rate cuts in September, yk what that means.
employment looking bad here
— pump.fun (@pumpdotfun)
1:56 PM • Aug 22, 2025
MARIAH’S MILKERS GO VIRAL🗣
$0.001498 | $1.4 Million | +93.6% |
So, Mariah’s Milkers went viral yesterday, and the name kinda speaks for itself…you can picture it. A high quality video surfaced at a concert with 21 Million views now, so hence, a coin was made for the gooners, $MM, which absolutely jugged to a $4.5 Million market cap. Its now been milked down to a $1.8 Million market cap.
Barely had time to make this x comm because I was watching ts
Mariah McKay (Mariah Milkers) is going viral for having a huge rack
7.8 MILLION views in just over 12 hours
B32hGG9q55tcik9gNBPuoSHTnqFtpKYLpsApFyvCpump
— Daveyy (@daveyy0x)
12:09 AM • Aug 21, 2025
CHUCKING SUBWAY AT FEDS
$0.0002082 | $208 Thousand | +184% |
A former Department of Justice employee threw a subway sandwich at a fed in Washington, D.C. He was arrested immediately, and now faces felony assault charges with a possible eight year sentence. This happened last week, where the moment spread fast online, turning the dude into protest art, and people holding up Subway subs as a symbol. A tokenized play followed with $SANDWICH briefly reaching a $1.5 million market cap before falling back to around $200k, 48% decrease last 6hrs. It regained its popularity yesterday after the Washington Post wrote an article about how its the lead form of protest against Trump deploying feds in DC. Honestly, one of the funniest and most random video I’ve seen this month.
DC man charged with felony assault charges after assaulting a federal agent with a Subway sandwich
— Daily Loud (@DailyLoud)
1:47 AM • Aug 14, 2025
THE AVERAGE PERSON
Most people are average, that’s just how the world works. And MIDCURVE fits that perfectly, capturing the people not quite dumb enough or smart enough to see what’s right in front of you. Launched on HeavenDEX and Cupsey buying early helped give $MID a cheeky boost to a market cap of $687 Thousand currently.
you either finance or cry a river of midcurve tears
— revenge (finance arc) 📈 (@revenge_biz)
10:26 AM • Aug 22, 2025
MEME OF THE DAY
No one using this shit
— FaZe Jason (@jasontheween)
6:08 PM • Aug 20, 2025
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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!
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