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WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH CRYPTO??? FIND OUT HERE

You Can Own a House in Memecoins + Past HYPE TRAIN Calls Crushing It + HYPE TV EPISODE 3

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Hype Train
March 31, 2025

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Welcome to the HYPE TRAIN - a newsletter that breaks down what's happening in the crazy world of memecoins. We'll be breaking down the WTF moments, Best Trades, and much more, while trying to provide some humor to your day.

Disclaimer: Take none of this as financial advice & do your own research

Aaand here we go:

Pleasant day to be a degen! Welcome to today’s edition of Hype Train, where we will be covering our staples today:

  • TOP Memecoin Performances😇

  • CAN OWN A HOUSE IN MEMECOINS!!!

  • WHAT IS HAPPENING IN CRYPTO?!?!?! 😱

  • AND………………stories that will shake your head🙈

CRYPTO STAPLES🥇*As of 12:20 pm EST on March 31st

Coin

Price

Market Cap

%Change(24hr)

$BTC

$83,422

$1.7 Trillion

+0.7%

$ETH

$1,837

$221 Billion

+1.3%

$SOL

$126.38

$64 Billion

+1.1%

HYPE INDEX🐐

$TRUMP

$10.15

$2 Billion

-0.1%

$BONK

$0.00001123

$869 Million

-0.3%

$FARTCOIN

$0.4315

$431 Million

-1.8%

$WIF

$0.4304

$430 Million

-1%

$POPCAT

$0.1916

$187 Million

+1.1%

$GIGA

$0.01822

$175 Million

+14.1%

$MOG

$0.0000004125

$161 Million

-0.1%

$RETARDIO

$0.01370

$13.7 Million

-3.5%

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YOU CAN OWN 1000 HOUSES🫡

$HOUSE

$0.002413

$2.4 Million

+84K%

$HOUSE was created from skepticism about the real estate market, predicting its eventual collapse. The token's name plays on “house” as both a literal structure and a symbol of financial speculation, reflecting fears of an impending real estate crisis. With a current market cap of $2.4 million, the project aims to achieve a 1:1 house-to-coin ratio—if you own 1,000 coins, you theoretically own 1,000 houses. The main goal is to serve as a hedge against the housing market. After days of stagnation, $HOUSE surged 84,000% today.

WHAT IS HAPPENING TO CRYPTO????

The crypto market took a $130 billion hit last week, with Bitcoin (-5.9%), Ethereum (-10.9%), XRP (-15%), and Solana (-10.1%) leading the plunge. The selloff comes as President Trump prepares to slap $1.5+ trillion in tariffs on over 25 countries starting April 2, sparking fears of rising inflation and economic uncertainty. Market sentiment is bleak, with consumer confidence plunging and the Economic Policy Uncertainty Index hitting levels 80% higher than during the 2008 crisis. The Magnificent 7 tech stocks have already lost over $3 trillion, adding to broader market jitters.

Meanwhile, MARA Holdings is taking a page out of Michael Saylor’s book, selling up to $2 billion in stock to buy more Bitcoin. With 46,000 BTC ($3.9B) in reserves, MARA is doubling down on BTC accumulation, despite mining stocks taking a beating.

PAST HYPE TRAIN CALLS

Looking back at some past articles doing well right now, we can start with $RFC, which is up 282% to a market cap of $10.7 Million. In a 1 hour span this morning, $RFC went from a $2M mc to a $17M mc, all because Elon tagged their coin on X. As for the 2nd coin, $BUCKAZOIDS is up 446% to a $5.7M market cap, as more large publicaitons are writing and sharing the story of the OG BTC logo, a little late, the HYPE TRAIN shared it at $1 Million.


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HOT NEW COINS (24 Hr)📈

$SUPERJUDGE

$0.0006674

$669 Thousand

+1,213%

$SF

$0.0001124

$112 Thousand

+113%

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That’s all for today’s edition, see you degens tomorrow!

DISCLAIMER: None of this is financial advice. This newsletter is strictly educational and is not investment advice or a solicitation to buy or sell any assets or to make any financial decisions. Please be careful and do your own research.